S Club 7 in Miami
Episode 1 – “Take-Off”
Pop outfit S Club 7 go at it with their dicey manager Danny Parsons for not getting them any decent gigs, so he palms them off on a vague acquaintance, Howard Borlotti, and packs the band off to perform at his hotel in Miami, Florida. The band arrives at the Paradise Hotel expecting to live a life of pure luxury, but ogre-some Howard has very different ideas…
S Club 7 sing: EVERYBODY WANTS YOU & IT’S A FEEL GOOD THING
Episode 2 – “Howard’s Hotel”
The hotel is a heap – a complete and utter pile of poo – and the band has to spruce it up. Howard gets them to perform one of his old favourites, “Tie A Yellow Ribbon”, but it’s S Club 7′s own song, “S Club Party”, that fires up the hotel audience.
S Club 7 sing: TIE A YELLOW RIBBON & S CLUB PARTY
Episode 3 – “Chevy”
S Club 7 persuades Howard to pay them decent wages and sell them his spare car, which promptly conks out. In revenge, Jo and Bradley secretly take parts from their boss’s gleaming car and stick them in their Chevy. The band has a good laugh as they drive past Howard and Marvin, who look like complete plums in their broken-down car.
S Club 7 sing: DOWN AT CLUB S
Episode 4 – “Wind Resistance”
With a hurricane brewing, Howard “conveniently” goes on vacation, leaving Paul in charge of the hotel and the Hawaiian Luau party he’s planned for it’s guests. S Club 7 becomes miffed with super-bossy Paul and the grass skirts he orders them to wear. As the storm rages, the band discover Howard’s holiday location – he’s taken shelter in the basement – and persuade him that the hurricane has passed. As Howard staggers outside, S Club 7 holds a rockin’ party for the guests in the basement.
S Club 7 sing: EVERYBODY WANTS YOU
Episode 5 – “The Man from E.M.I.”
S Club 7 is excited to hear that Chris Littlejohn, head honcho at what they think is a major record company, is staying at the hotel. This could be their chance to land a record deal! Meanwhile, Rachel’s upset that her boyfriend hasn’t written yet, while Jo’s mad at hers for writing too much! She decides to chuck him by mail, only to discover, while reading her letter to the others, that boyfie Robert is standing behind her! Bradley’s been schmoozing Chris, who turns out to be a woman, works for Elevator Mood International and ends up kissing Robert. Ho-hum.
S Club 7 sing: TWO IN A MILLION
Episode 6 – “Alligator”
Howard’s found himself a date and Rachel’s in her element as she sets about giving him a complete makeover. Meanwhile, Jon, Hannah, Bradley and Paul decide to set their boss’s pet alligator, Clint, free. Howard’s date is a disaster – his dinner partner, Arlene, has no fashion sense. He returns home disappointed, as does Clint, who it turns out is a homing alligator.
S Club 7 sing: SO RIGHT
Episode 7 – “Volleyball”
The S Club gives Jon tips on chatting up girls. They’re also given a volleyball lesson by the local hunks, who turn out to be workers at Howard’s cousin Hank’s hotel. Howard decides to make a fast buck by setting up a competitive volleyball match between the two hotels and bets that S Club 7 will lose. The band is fuming and in true S Club spirit do everything they can to win the match.
S Club 7 sing: YOU’RE MY NUMBER ONE
Episode 8 – “Alien Hunter”
S Club 7 becomes the stars of hit TV series Alien Hunter when the hotel is used as a filming location. Jon chats up its star Jill Ward, while Tina, dressed as an alien, falls asleep in a laundry truck and wakes up in a busy shopping mall, where she meets a handsome photographer. But what a disaster! She can’t talk to him because her helmet is stuck. Doh! Meanwhile her dad’s turned up at the Paradise Hotel and blames Howard for her mysterious disappearance. When Tina returns, she snags a free hotel meal for her dad and S Club 7, much to Howard’s annoyance.
S Club 7 sing: WE CAN WORK IT OUT
Episode 9 – “Missing”
Howard loses the band, in a card game, to his cousin Hank, who runs the Sunset Sands hotel along the beach. Hank’s even more of a slavedriver than Howard and S Club 7 realizes that life at the Paradise may not be so bad after all. Howard and Marvin’s profits are down and they’re actually missing the band, so they set up another card game to win S Club back. This time Tina plays and slaughters Hank in a tense game of Happy Families.
S Club 7 sing: I REALLY MISS YOU
Episode 10 – “Court In The Act”
Howard installs a massive sculpture of himself outside the S Club’s dorms and gets in trouble with Raylan Crowe from the Department of Labor for employing foreigners at the hotel. In court, the band persuades the judge to let them stay by performing, while Howard has to cough up a whopping $5,000 fine. To raise the money, he tries to sell the statue, which crumbles around him – the twonk!
S Club 7 sing: BRING IT ALL BACK
Episode 11 – “Bermuda Triangle”
It’s flashback time as S Club 7 borrows Howard’s boat and takes a cruise back to the 1970s and a wicked party at which they try to patch things up between their boss and the love of his life, Katherine. Along the way they meet Elvis, Madonna and Cher before returning to 1999 where they discover that Howard has changed – but for the better or worse?
S Club 7 sing: DANCING QUEEN
Episode 12 – “How Deep Is Your Love?”
The band is given a holiday when Howard’s hotel is shut down by the Department of Health, so they head to the Miami Seaquarium to swim with dolphins. Rachel meets a photographer who reckons she’d make a good model and Paul falls for scuba instructor Janeane, who seems to like him too. The others aren’t so sure though when they catch Janeane kissing another guy and discover she’s also been dating Bradley. What is this girl up to?
S Club 7 sing: HOPE FOR THE FUTURE
Episode 13 – “Reprise”
With their contract with Howard about to end and their deal with Parsons now expired, the band looks back over their Miami escapades. They talk about what they’re gonna do next, taking advice from Jill Ward, who’s now become their mate. Will they stay in Miami? Or will they go back home to England and get jobs with the Cleanezee Carpet Company? Hmm.
S Club 7 sing: GONNA CHANGE THE WORLD